Get lucky
I realise when I try to mimic the vocoder robo voice in any daft punk song I just sound like a creep. But ill still do it anyway :)
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Wtf
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2 days ago - 
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35She works hard for the money
A friend of mine is moving to Bali next year for a year - mostly long service leave (lucky bugger) and anyways I caught up with him today and he told me something really surprising.. we all know Thailand and Bali are common for male prostitution for the locals but something I never gave thought to was that successful locals seek foreigners - he was telling me about how some hot locals would offer to pay him to hook up. So anyways he’s telling me if I head over there whilst he’s staying there he’ll pimp me out and we’ll make a mint. W T F? Upon quizzing him further, he was a saying that he’d hooked up with guys who offered him money and these were HOT guys, who just weren’t into their own - and he said he had made enough to cover his whole holiday including flights, accomm and everything else. Many of these guys were 20’s-30’s married, successful business men.. well you learn something new every day..
2 days ago - 1
1 
NO
YES
do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,
GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.
one of my friends got a unicorn mask one omg
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while nearly a perfect picture without it, the skull and crossbone speedo really adds a sophisticated completeness to the whole composition
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